I’ve been living in Denver for 7 months and last week was the first time I heard thunder here. Today was the second. Weird.
Tatum Turn Up
tatum@primal.net
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The Bitcoin mining operations guy
Bitcoin miner, comedian, DJ
Data hoarder, media preservationist, and citizen archivist
Bought pizza, wine, and S9s using Bitcoin on Nostr
Nostr class of Dec ‘22
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I got my hands on a new miner, the Auradine AT1500. Been playing with this bad boy for a few months and can FINALLY talk about it. Super unique miner!
FYPM ABSR 
Just had a bar tender that looked just like ExFrog and I almost gave him a hug
I miss you @ExFrog
Does this make my dick look big? #ForkliftCertified
Best way to cook a steak:
1) Cut off the horns
2) Wipe his ass
3) Enjoy 
*adds Yubikey to Twitter*
*Twitter logs out of all my sessions as expected*
*Twitter now prevents me from logging in due to “suspicious log in attempt” from my regular ass phone without even asking for my key*
Masterful gambit, sir elon! 
Throwback to when I used to run Kaizo Mario speedruns
Bro David Guetta is 56
Bitches love mascots 
ARE WE STILL KEEPING IT WEIRD 
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MORNIN.
NOTICE I DIDNT SAY GOOD MORNIN.
IF IT WAS A GOOD MORNIN I’D HAVE A COLD BEER IN MY HAND.
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THE Colorado Avalanche are now TIED FOR FIRST in the EASTERN CONFERENCE.
SUCK THIS MOUNTAIN DICK.
Costa Rica has a unique thing about it where you feel like you’re already home when you’re just visiting 
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I can’t believe it’s been a year. Nothing will compare to Nostrica. 
I am legitimately thinking about skipping church bc I don’t have any green and I know someone is gonna awkwardly point it out and pinch me… I’m just gonna go and really hope that doesn’t happen.
Friend just said “So glad it dipped to $67k so I could smash buy again”
We both looked at each other in awe that we could factually say “dipped to $67k”
Guys i’m not lying I think I pulled a muscle bowling i legit just showed up and started throwing shit