I’ve just been happier since I met my girlfriend
Tatum Turn Up
tatum@primal.net
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The Bitcoin mining operations guy
Bitcoin miner, comedian, DJ
Data hoarder, media preservationist, and citizen archivist
Bought pizza, wine, and S9s using Bitcoin on Nostr
Nostr class of Dec ‘22
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I met her a little over a month and a half ago and it feels like I’ve known her my whole life. Now I’m dating her. Man it feels good. 
She is now my girlfriend View quoted note →
Bro came to visit and we hit up a Rockies game. I don’t have any Rockies gear but I do have some other purple swag. Damus represent. 
Any body is a machine that turns Red Bull and Adderall into spreadsheets and profanity
Got my disposable cameras developed from my trip with my friends. Love these. 
Received another compliment today. 
“The good news is, you can still piss and shit. The bad news is, you can’t fuckin flush it.” Really didn’t think that was gonna be something I heard before 7am today.
Remember that politicians are politicians, folks View quoted note →
Lmao it keeps getting worse
Wish everything would just… stop. Like everything ever just… Take a breather. Let me catch up. Let me take a rest. Let me just have one day. Please.
Damn these silver linings are getting dull
Met someone that makes me feel all ✨🌟🥹 inside
Fuck you pay me 
I’ve been to many many many US airports. I’m gonna start ranking and reviewing them.
Favorite one is MSY (New Orleans)
Least favorite is MIA (Miami)
You wanna write a piece about how you think that Nostr is an extremist propaganda machine, go right ahead. I don’t give a fuck.
You want to violate someone’s right to privacy while doing that, go fuck yourself.
Fuck this bitch https://x.com/tatumturnup/status/1798786491725811987
Just read the article.
Katherine Long, go do a canon ball onto exposed rebar. View quoted note →
Derek do not fucking steal my sex symbol title from me you bastard View quoted note →
