Some people really do deserve to die in car accidents.

Toaster oven chicken breast w/ paprika, salt, black pepper + Caesar salad kit =

Goddamn it, the last secret boss of Pronty was a bastard. I'm very grateful that they included respec'ing and it's cheap. I had to move all of my points from stamina to HP and then just fucking tank my way to victory with passive regen and life steal lol

My mom's husband has a tranny coworker now and the troon already lied about him and said he refused to use the proper pronouns. Management pulled him aside and talked to him about it. He's probably just going to quit but I'm trying to give them brainstorming idea for how to weapon this backwards. My suggestion was to tell management that he refuses to talk to that person at all now that he's been lied about already and insist on a manager being present for all interactions. Anybody got any other ideas? Obviously he's lost faith in this company and wants to just move on but he's very vindictive and I think he might actually fight this one out and then just leave anyways if he can get rid of the tranny. On the other hand, they get stuck dealing with their monster if he just quits.

I hate boss rushes so much.

I'M NOT SAYING KIKE FOR YOU PEOPLE I'M JUST DOING IT FOR THAT BITCH AT CHURCH

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You can't really compare wages from 50 years ago to now because those people all got insane pensions you can't even dream of.

Day 3 of no cigars but here's my plan: I could just stop completely but I'll be very bored and smoking like one or two cigars a week isn't bad for you. Instead I'll limit them exclusively to celebratory after finishing a game or when I get on the phone for two fucking hours with my mom to talk about gardening and politics which happens maybe 3x per month. That system should work nicely.

Digital currency is for gamblers. It's not that currency can't function without a bank. It's that the banks will kill you for trying that shit. You're just hoping you're not left with the bag when the legislation passes. Also it's digital so you can't actually get your hands on it. Power goes out and so does your back account, same as the rest of us.

I didn't intend to be a homeowner before finding a wife but it looks like things will play out that way and I'll definitely get a prenup if I meet someone who isn't trash. Sad!

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Meanwhile, I'm playing all kinds of shit on a 2016 PC that's considered obsolete by specs rating sites and it's showing me fps in the multiple 100s with high end settings typically. I played Elden Ring on High or maybe it was Max with no issues. If you actually need a new PC or new graphics card more than once every like five years, you're overstimulated to a dangerous degree. Seek help. View quoted note →

If humanity goes extinct in the next few hundred years, it will definitely be by the hand of climate activists.

Men who decide to stop being men don't become women. Same is true in reverse. The correct pronoun for ALL of these degenerate is "it".

Dunkin stopped doing happy hour yesterday. No more 1.85 large coffees between 3 and 6 pm.

Being accused of being a groomer by ESL people on fedi because you tell them that animals don't have genders (in English) is peak wut for the day.

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Jewn = "pride" month Cohencidence??