Who wants to buy furniture from a place called Unpainted Huffhines?

Great name for a gay bar: The Glorious Hole in the Wall

If I was female, my handle would be ms. information.

Because my mom lives in the middle of nowhere and is bored and lonely, she thinks I am too so she texts me and sends me videos and shit all day, every day and it's driving me crazy.

You know what I've never heard addressed outside of fiction? The possibility of spies inside of Hitler's Germany. All of those "he's mostly Aryan, just 1/4 Jewish so we can trust him" were definitely friendlies not feeding back intel into the system deliberately, right? If Hitler was fighting against the Jewish west today, the first thing on my mind would be bad actors in his structure.

HE WAS A JEW AND NOW HE'S DEAD HAHA

Just in case some of you forgot, normies love kikes. Best case, they are so afraid to show any sort of negative sentiment towards them that you would never know they don't love them. Hoping that changes but I'm not going to assume life-long slaves can stand up for themselves either. They're cattle in the verbal crossfire.

I'm so happy everyone hates this fat faggot now that he's entered the national stage. DeSantis hasn't even really done anything wrong aside from sucking the Jewish cock harder than anyone before him. Even viciously attacking Trump on his flaws isn't unreasonable...yet, somehow, he is still hated. You deserve it, fat.

I get what he meant when he said he "dropped the kids off at the pool" but I didn't get the euphemism of "holding their heads under the water until the bubbles stopped". That was a weird colloquial.

Cloud storage sucks balls. Once you actually have to use it, you realize how much it sucks to be totally reliant on an internet connection just to edit and save a Word doc.

If I die without being forced to defend myself with a baseball bat, I will have not lived.

The simple fact that you can buy a car with software-locked features is incredibly gay. I hope Musk dies in a very embarrassing way with pictures. View quoted note →

I got my friend a whole bunch of Steam games for his bday. Doom 2016, Metal: Hellsinger, Ace Combat 7, Bioshock 1, Panzer Dragoon, and the Castlevania Collection. I did autistic sales scouting and set delays for delivery so he'll get it all at once in a few days. All that only totaled to $45 and I wanted to aim for 50-60 so I still might send him another game or two if I can find anything else awesome.

Giving your kids tablets or iPads or whatever is like binding and gagging them and tossing them in the basement forever.

<2 hours until the 9 day vacation begins. I think I might take a nap immediately after shutting down the work PC. Reacclimating to NEET schedule is going to be weird.

The shipwright in Dredge is a nigger girl so I will never play it.

Beating a dead horse maybe but this kind of stuff doesn't happen in a vacuum and it's not a mistake. If something like this ever happens to you, get rid of her immediately because she is not trustworthy. View quoted note →