What women want is completely unrealistic and what women think men want is completely wrong.

DEMO HAS A NIGGER GENIE ALT+F4 UNINSTALL HIDE REMOVE FROM SEARCH RESULTS SEND PHONE SPIDERS TO DEVELOPER

I didn't realize people stuffed the gold in a corpse in the New Vegas DLC to get it out of the vault. I just popped a bunch of STR increasing items, don't even remember what all I had to do exactly but it was enough to overencumbered my ass around the old man and crawl out manually lol

Somebody should start an IQ-based ethnostate.

Idea for a game: Magnum Apus. You're an ape with a recover.

Phimosis Jones

I really dislike Latin people. They look like someone started with an Indian and started fucking around with them in a character builder. We will never be allies no matter how much you faggots pretend to be White.

Managed to trap the last gnat in the bathroom with me. Said out loud, "now you're in the fuck zone, buddy." Pondered on how depressingly isolated my life has become for a moment then killed him.

Shaving your face with a razor is gay and beards are nasty public hair. A real man has stubble and trims with a buzzer.

Libertarians are right about taxes. You could fund everything necessary on something like import taxes, I'd bet. Spoiler: it's almost all unnecessary.

It's crazy how that Oscar Meyer lunch turkey goes from smelling like a fart and tasting just okay to actually being good and tasty after you toast it.

KING KNIGHT PLAYS LIKE AN ASS