Zach saying "oooh." compilation.

Btw my main beef with birth control atm is my female friend freaking me out yesterday about it being in the water supply. I've been drinking filtered water and staying blissfully ignorant but now she's convinced me to buy an expensive water distiller so my power level is no longer suppressed by retarded chick chemicals.

If you're a woman and you take birth control, you should be beaten.

Son, come down here and play Monopoly with the family. Don't forget your wiener slinky playing piece. View quoted note →

*record scratch*

Is this guy a kike?

Hating women because of something you saw online is gay, sure. Hating women because you take a step back and examine your personal experiences with them? Very much fair.

Elden Ring would have been a better game if the reskinned bosses were all removed and all but like two of the crypt dungeons were erased.

If a game doesn't offer a physical release, there's nothing wrong with pirating it.

Abos have like retard encouragement videos but the kids aren't retards but they actually are.

STOP MAKING THESE PIECES OF SHIT WITH TRIGGERS R2 AND L2 WERE PERFECTLY GOOD RETVRN

I emailed the guy back who confirmed my account termination asking for a reason. He didn't reply so I sent this: "And that's just the end of it, huh? Fuck you, faggot. Enjoy sweeping it up, janny."

And in case you think I'm being paranoid, go start a registration some time when you're bored. They ask you to choose interests to pin to your profile pretty much immediately and every single one listed under the political subgroup is a lefty cause. The only exception is "family". The others are BLM, LGBTQ, climate change, shit like that. Faggots have really taken over tech and they want us genocided. View quoted note →

Yeah, just confirmed my Match account is permanently terminated. They also blocked my phone number and credit card. I didn't even do anything perceivably wrong on that site lol. Hinge banned me for joking about Joe Biden being a pedophile and I've been banned from a whole bunch of others just for suggesting that I'm right wing and in like a normiecon sort of way. I'm very much convinced that these dating services are just trying to make sure we all die alone.

Celebrity Death Match was a 10/10 concept for a show and that's why it's gone. Faggot celebrities can't stand being ridiculed and hate the small folk being constantly aware that they can just be killed.

What's stopping me from eating hundreds of pounds of dry pasta when the world ends?

ZELDA IS GAY TATTOOS ARE GAY WHOEVER BEAT THIS OFF IN THEIR BRAIN SHOULD BE EXECUTED

I really want AC6 to be amazing so people will shut the fuck up about faggot bear fucker simulator.