We are getting closer and closer to October and it's still 90°F+ here, I've never been mad at weather before but I am now. I'm supposed to not be able to feel my toes pretty soon and it's still 90°F+
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Where I'm from if you get a swig of that sweet tea you instantly get diabetes.
Time travel except for financial purposes, "I'm going back to the 50's to buy bread, be back soon honey" should be common in every household
Free speech but only if I say so, it makes so much sense if you don't think about it lol
I thought today was Sunday until about 5 mins ago
The US is gonna be the best China that ever China'ed.
Home ownership in the US is all but dead at this point.
Insurance companies are scam companies. All the insurance companies, I don't care which "insurance" they offer, it's a scam.
Sometimes I make notes and wonder what's wrong with me lol
90% of the time I speak around family or anyone people ignore me so I started doing this thing where I fire a gun off in the air around 13 to 14 times and then I yell because now they can't hear me because their ears are making the funny eeeeeeeeeeeeee noise. (Based on a false story)
Inflation is getting so bad free speech is about to be $12.99/month
We need to have little robos that go around the cities just stealing people's shoes, and I mean off their feet, imagine Mini Me from the Austin Powers movies but in robot form chasing people to try to steal their shoes, that's what we need..that's what I need to see.
If there is one thing you should know about government it's that when they say they will do something temporarily that means forever
Let it be known that I ate salmon today and I have a strong urge to swim, is this my spiderman story only with salmon? Salmonman lol
It's morning, you woke up and assume you woke up in a comfortable bed and protected from the elements, you have much to be thankful for.
Be kind enough to apologize when you recognize that you made a mistake but do not be manipulated into saying sorry for telling the truth.
Is #amethyst the only nostr client on android that has any support for communities? #asknostr
I start every sentence with "Let me just start by saying I don't know anything" then I continue ranting as if everything I'm saying is factual and cannot be disputed then at the end I say allegedly and do air quotes.
I thought fascists were just people who took fashion seriously
#meme #memestr