He's done went tyle-tarded that's where you take Tylenol until you are retarded, or it could also just be someone you know named Tyler.

There was a spider in my room about the size of a medium sized child's hand. If that's not descriptive enough then take your hand assuming you are a semi large man and imagine your finger tips missing, that was the spider

Dude all I did was stretch why is my back hurting now

Have you ever sneezed so hard you had to pull out some paper work to see you still remembered your name?

Hey guys, I just wanted to be very honest and say I am a former child. I was a child for some years and then I stopped being a child and here we are.

Lawfare is retarded

I jokingly made a fist at a cat and said "I'm gonna beat you up" and he sniffed my fist, that is the most thug thing I've ever seen in my life.

Lord have mercy

Good morning, be thankful for the day that is before you and be thankful for the days that have now passed.☀️

Truth even when it hurts is beautiful

Money won't save you, money is nothing more than a tool, the moment you begin to worship that tool your have a lot of reorienting to do in your life.

I made it 12 hours and 40 mins this time, I'll do better next time

If ICE really wanted to get all the illegals they would just gather everyone into one area of the city and sing 🎶If your illegal and you know it clap your hands🎶 they would clap, it's irresistible 😂

If you need me I'll be over here doing the hokey pokey, turning my life around.

Dude this fasting is freakin' hard my stomach is like GO EAT NOW and I'm like I'm overweight, I have more than enough fat to burn before serious consequences.

Good morning, I will be fasting today (I technically started at 12am but I went to sleep shortly after)

Tylenol or something #meme #memestr

The worst thing you can do to yourself when you make a mistake is what I call self annihilation mentally (basically going scorched earth on yourself for messing up yet again and connecting it to everything else you have messed up on and using it as an evaluation of your worth) I did this to myself growing up and even some in my teens and early 20's. The best thing you can do is realize you messed up fight on to do better, life isn't gonna magically get better with you destroying yourself mentally after each little mistake. Something I wish I would have told myself at a much younger age.

What is really sad is that people can't take their eyes off of politics long enough to address the issues they actually do have control over in their real life. Politics isn't in your control and politics is a lie, your life is the only thing you have any meaningful control over, act accordingly.