GM ☀️☕️ I wonder if we’re in a simulation or a black hole 🤔 Or if it’s a black hole simulation 🤨 Haven’t had coffee yet 🥱

The human brain runs on around 20 watts of power. Suck it AI

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The Fed is gonna cut 25bps on Wednesday and the market knows it but is just waiting to hear this crusty dude say some random words of vague ass forward guidance, the same we he always does, before it moves trillions of dollars in one direction or the other.

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