Can’t wait to fire up my gold node that processes the entire global gold network and contains a complete auditable history of gold. Oh and if you have a gold L2 node, before you chug a bottle of Goldschlager, you can filter out those little flakes and send them to friends online who post funny memes!

Why is nobody talking about this!?

YOLO 😂 (Kinda fucked up that a wire transfer gets you a deeper discount than pure corn. We so early.)

Looks like the entire market decided to take a dumparoo this morning 🤷‍♂️

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GM ☀️☕️

2026 kinda feels like bitcoin continues on with bore you to death mode and then goes into face melting mode.

Well it’s Wednesday