I want nostr to succeed… But I can also envision a world where we purge every weak ass hand into submission and I’m just posting steak pics and Rothbard quotes to five devs at each other’s throats over some dumb NIP, and a few big titty thirst trap bot accounts. Fuck it. Let’s Post.

If you wanted to rocket nostr engagement metrics for a week: 1) Vibecode nsec key management software and explicitly brag you have zero dev experience but AI is the best, also do it in like Sonnet or better yet do it in free Gemini. 2) Get one prominent dev on nostr to back you up and lend credibility to your crazy idea. 3) Sit back and behold the shitposting meme war explosion.

GM ☀️☕️ Happy Fiat Mining Monday

Monday… you sonuvabitch

Over the past 48 hours my nostr feed has been a string of debates of how nostr is bleeding users who don’t want bitcoin content, followed by a string of on-chain zapping debates. I’m here for it! 😂