early birthday gift from @walker 🥹 still waiting for Super Mario Deluxe to come in, I’ve only played Link’s Awakening on switch. HOW DO ANY OF OUR EYES FUNCTION AFTER PLAYING THESE FOR YEARS?!

so does the hellthread just go on forever or what 😂

woke up wishing I was a centauride

“No caffeine after 1pm” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was having a moment today where I thought to myself “man, I wish I was a kid again” but then I realized that me in my 50s will probably say the same but wishing to be in a moment in my 30s so I decided to just relish the chaotic moment anyway because this current moment is your golden year even if it doesn’t feel like it

just saw an old picture of my sister and I from like 1999 and in the background was a bottle of herbal essences….could smell the photo

trees are so underrated

fuck it more skirt steak

to top everything off Cotton Eye Joe is now stuck in my head

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it’s been too long since I’ve shared some of my unrivaled style #ootd #footstr #coffeeonmyshirtstr

remember #garlicstr and #cilantrostr? try saying #worcestershirestr H/t @Gigi got me thinking about sauces