EDIBLE BIRD’S NEST I mean COME ON!!!!!
CARLA⚡️
carla@nostrplebs.com
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eccentric woman
It was lovely!
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Guys is Predator Badlands good? I’d be cutting well into my sleep time if I go this route. CRAZY Friday night, I know 🤪
gosh colors are just so great.
Does anyone here like the sound of their own voice?
me: baby you don’t wipe boogers on mama’s face
baby: ok. only mama’s shirt.
I was mopping and my oura registered it as Pilates 
If anyone enjoys cooking shows I’m a huge fan of Culinary Class Wars. It’s like my Super Bowl I get so jazzed over sea squirts and charcoal grilling. I’ll scream at the tv and feel defeated if my favorite chef is eliminated. And I learn about things like sea squirts and brown croakers. Anyway.
I love dumb pics like this. Can’t explain it but such a vibe. Idk what era even. Just makes me happy. Music! Glitter! Huzzah! I’d make a new screen name after seeing something like this.
I must return to Monument Valley
Jellyfish are proof of God.
I feel like I’ve been cleaning nonstop for a week.
Happy Belated Birthday to my favorite goldbug!!!!!! 🧡 @walker
too many. too many parties. I must recharge.
I have 40 people coming over in two hours and the child chooses TODAY not to nap
I haven’t said GM in ages because I don’t usually wake up before the kiddo but HELLO GOOD MORNING HAPPY FRIDAY
I need to start cooking but I am le tired
when I said I was nostalgic for the 90s this is not what I had in mind 😭
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Always has been
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Oura: looks like you had a stressful day!
Me: THE FUCK I DID! YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!