Do you have any idea how much self restraint it takes to not eat an entire container of sour cream. There should be a badge for this.
CARLA⚡️
carla@nostrplebs.com
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eccentric woman
Alas, I am being forced to leave the house in the bitter cold because my eyebrows are becoming one. Thank you, father.
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I’ve barely left the house in weeks and with the extreme cold coming now I’m concerned I might just become a shut in. Perhaps it’s not so bad. Who needs the outside anyway.
Guys I blame the CME the kiddo also woke up in the middle of the night and wouldn’t go back to bed.
I wonder what the first ever pillow looked and felt like. Rocks?
to everyone who says not to scroll when you have insomnia, I disagree, I find it better than laying in bed overthinking
good morning I guess???
Have you ever really looked at the pattern on shaved black truffles? Incredible. God, really.
I need a FUNNY or DUMB movie to watch that puts you in a GOOD MOOD unlike movies like MELANCHOLIA that make you want to jump off a bridge.
I freakin’ LOVE magicians. If there’s one at a party I’ll be following them all night. Number 1 fan. Borderline restraining order required.
You ever get the urge to learn about the Earth’s topography over time
So, I’m 2 weeks caffeine free!!
A lot of people will try to kill your vibe. It’s important you do not let them.
It’s raining in Hateno Village and I’m too lazy to make a fire so I’m just gonna shitpost here til it stops
I love seeing all the “WE’RE GOING BACK TO NOSTR” tweets and then they just leave again after two days lmao
okay so my outgoing zaps aren’t working I’m going to fix it and by that I mean I’ll have Walker fix it and they shall flow again
EDIBLE BIRD’S NEST I mean COME ON!!!!!