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CARLA⚡️
carla@nostrplebs.com
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eccentric woman
Idk why this one part of me didn’t grow up but I still love plushy toys. I think that’s why all the Punch stuff is gutting me even more. I get it, Punch. I get it 🥹
GUYS I need some good vibes. I’m waiting for some test results and the anxiety is weighing one me heavier than usual.
another day, another cinnamon roll in the dark
Mondays am I rite
Guys I have so much clutter and boxes I need to sort through and it’s giving me so much anxiety and I know the answer is to just start but I CAN’T OK I CAN’T!!!!!!! I need a deadline. I will begin in April. April Fool’s Day. Mark it. If I don’t start by then then I’m the only fool.
Man I wish I could ice skate
I don’t understand how there are chili cook-offs. Chili tastes like chili. Tastes like chili.
The only way for me to stop eating cinnamon rolls is to eat them all right now so there are none left.
I need a side for my skirt steak tonight but I have no vegetables and don’t want potatoes
“Are you sure you want to upload this media?” Honestly no.
He delivered 🥰
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Okay how good does a grilled cheese and tomato soup sound right now
Is it worth trudging out in the cold for
IS IT!!!!!
For a second there I forgot I did this. Without AI. 3 years ago. Unhinged.
Would you know if I was a bot
The best cheese for burgers is American and honestly I don’t even like admitting that but it’s true. I wish it were cheddar. But it’s not. If you know you know.
Need a highway to hellthread cover
once upon a time I was young and quite shy…mom just found this photo…makes me glad I grew out of my shell…and ended up here with all of you 💜
I wonder what the first ever pillow looked and felt like. Rocks?
Have you ever really looked at the pattern on shaved black truffles? Incredible. God, really.