the insomnia and quitting caffeine all makes sense now 😏 ugh I’ve wanted to note so many of my experiences the last few weeks.
now you finally get to see Carla UNHINGED!!!!
CARLA⚡️
carla@nostrplebs.com
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eccentric woman
Thanks for the love guys 🥹 Now that the cat’s out of the bag ALL I WANT IS FRIEDDED CHICKENNNN!!!!!!!!
I am TIRED I am SICK I am BITCHY and I am GRATEFUL 🥹


Perhaps a snack. Sugar should help.
I think tomorrow morning I’ll just start watching Ken Burns’ Civil War. That should help. Open to suggestions.
I try to focus on breathing when I can’t sleep but then I get soooooo borrrreeeddddddddd
But not bored enough.
it’s like,
do you want these squeaky cheese nuggets?
ew no
what if i batter them and fry them?
I’ll take 60
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turns out you can have too many cheese curds
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how good do fried cheese curds on a pontoon on a nice lake listening to CCR sound right now tho
if u disagree u are LYING
I guess I’m nocturnal now.
guys I’ve been really sick for a few days and barely sleeping so if you’re not sick and are sleeping just take a moment to appreciate it. a big deep breath and a wow, this is great despite other things.
Guys the box elder problem in our house has escalated. I’ve called people but they said all they can do is spray for them in the fall and once they’re in they’re in. I literally woke up with one crawling under my nightgown last night. They’re coming from recessed lighting or something cracks in the windows idk. sticky traps aren’t working. I’m losing my mind.
I love when a piece of toast flies high out of the toaster. It’s like it’s excited to see you.
who remembers puppy chow
I absolutely adore this.
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the real me: ahhh I hate gnocchi it’s like shitty cement eraser nuggets ahhhhh!!!
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Also strawberry jam. Its existence is a flex. How are you so good.
I could never link my nostr and X to crosspost. X can’t handle the real me.
these last two weeks have been CHAOTIC man. Looking forward to some chilling and poasting this wknd. Except maybe not cuz it’ll be warm out. Idk.
I’ve been recording for months and still find myself going “Is that my voice? Is that MY voice?!” like Yzma from TENG