CARLA 4 months ago

I’ve never in my life seen someone drink a Dr. Pepper. Something fishy there.

CARLA 4 months ago

I shouldn’t have sugar before bed. But I want sugar before bed.

CARLA 4 months ago

If I have one more mouth click on the word “looked” I might jump out a window!!!!!!!!

CARLA 4 months ago

I love how my washing machine sings a happy little tune no matter what mood I’m in.

CARLA 4 months ago

I haven’t pranked anyone in years because I’m so damn tired. But…I used to be quite the prankster.

CARLA 4 months ago

You know when you bump into something and you’re like “that’s gonna leave a mark” but when the mark comes you’re like

CARLA 4 months ago

this whole wait until food cools down before putting it in the fridge 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

CARLA 4 months ago

Back in the studio with Girl Scout cookies as my energy source

CARLA 4 months ago

Omg you can hear birds again yay

CARLA 4 months ago

Still want that sandwich tho. What’s a good sandwich without deli meat? Chicken? 🤨

CARLA 4 months ago

We made it til 5am. This is doable!!!

CARLA 4 months ago

Thx for the wishes fam 🥹🧡 hoping the universe gifts me sleeping through the night tonight 🤪

CARLA 4 months ago

SPENT MY BDAY AT THE DMV HBD TO ME

CARLA 4 months ago

I need a SANDWICH!!!!!!!!

CARLA 4 months ago

Doc says I need to gain weight. SAY LESS 💅🍔

CARLA 4 months ago

checking in after our household was ravaged by a gnarly stomach bug…sickest I’ve been maybe in all my life while also pregnant was…something 😵‍💫 but we’re so back!!!

CARLA 5 months ago

I’ve started trying this deep sleep music but my dumb brain keeps trying to guess what note is next instead of relaxing like it’s some game and I get a prize if I’m right It is fun being right tho because these melodies are so random GOT EM