I’m eating ice cream to see if the baby will kick. Not because I want ice cream. Ewww ice creammm
CARLA⚡️
carla@nostrplebs.com
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eccentric woman
I’ve never in my life seen someone drink a Dr. Pepper. Something fishy there.
I shouldn’t have sugar before bed.
But I want sugar before bed.
If I have one more mouth click on the word “looked” I might jump out a window!!!!!!!!
I love how my washing machine sings a happy little tune no matter what mood I’m in.
this whole wait until food cools down before putting it in the fridge 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
SPENT MY BDAY AT THE DMV HBD TO ME
I need a SANDWICH!!!!!!!!
I put on a book about atomic physics last night to try and fall asleep but then accidentally found it interesting 😭😭😭
the insomnia and quitting caffeine all makes sense now 😏 ugh I’ve wanted to note so many of my experiences the last few weeks.
now you finally get to see Carla UNHINGED!!!!
Thanks for the love guys 🥹 Now that the cat’s out of the bag ALL I WANT IS FRIEDDED CHICKENNNN!!!!!!!!
I am TIRED I am SICK I am BITCHY and I am GRATEFUL 🥹
how good do fried cheese curds on a pontoon on a nice lake listening to CCR sound right now tho
if u disagree u are LYING
I love when a piece of toast flies high out of the toaster. It’s like it’s excited to see you.
who remembers puppy chow
the real me: ahhh I hate gnocchi it’s like shitty cement eraser nuggets ahhhhh!!!
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Also strawberry jam. Its existence is a flex. How are you so good.
I could never link my nostr and X to crosspost. X can’t handle the real me.
Friday mood
good…morning..? 😑