I legitimately don't believe human beings will ever live on Mars. I don't understand why we care so much about space when we have so many issues and things we don't understand about Earth.
LibertyImp
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I say stuff you probably disagree with
Remember how cool you felt when you slid your phone open to expose a full keyboard. Just remember it that's all I'm asking.
Salmon, do you pronounce the L or do you ignore it like your step kids
Me the past few days


I'll be back, gotta hack the mainframe


Are you ever just doing just fine and then BOOM sleepy all of a sudden
Roses are red, Violets are blue, what is up with all of you?
Deep fry your micro plastic for extra flavor.
Is it Linux or GNU or GNU/Linux or GNU + Linux?
What's your view?
#askNostr
I'm starting the Time Rebelion we are Americans who when we are asked the time tell those around us the time in 24 hour standard time and if people dont understand it that's their own problem. Join me in this movement towards sane time.
This is partly a joke and partly serious, I'm kidding about the Time Rebellion but I'm not kidding about using 24 hour time.
People seem to want to trash on the US all the time but can't seem to see that Europe is like 100x worse. I mean literally jail time for memes, I mean literally being arrested for the most minor things. Also no your "free healthcare" or "free college" doesn't make up for that I don't think.
Can't seem to sleep
Do you think carrying two phones is crazy?
Do any of you use a pixel fold, if so rate your experience on a scale of 0 - 10 and maybe say a few parts you like about it and a few parts you don't like.
#askNostr
If you really want to confuse your enemies walk around on all fours but make dolphin noises, they won't know what's going on are they being attacked by monkey men or dolphin men, each threat would have to be handled simultaneously which would really hinder the effectiveness of both.
I should probably start reading the Bible regularly again, I honestly don't know why I slowed down on that.
This emoji encodes/decoder is gonna make it a lot easier to break up with your girlfriend that's all I gotta say
I'm gonna do a pro gamer move and go to bed ๐ด
At work one time I remember a coworker said "The amount of work we are expected to get done to today will knock your socks off" And I didn't skip a beat and said "Look buddy the socks are staying on" and he broke down laughing, good times ๐
Do you ever just stop and think how absolutely insane it is that a human being can get cut or stabbed and after a few weeks it's as if it never happened because we heal