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LibertyImp
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I say stuff you probably disagree with
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
I legitimately don't believe human beings will ever live on Mars. I don't understand why we care so much about space when we have so many issues and things we don't understand about Earth.
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Remember how cool you felt when you slid your phone open to expose a full keyboard. Just remember it that's all I'm asking.
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Salmon, do you pronounce the L or do you ignore it like your step kids
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
I'll be back, gotta hack the mainframe image
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Are you ever just doing just fine and then BOOM sleepy all of a sudden
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Roses are red, Violets are blue, what is up with all of you?
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Deep fry your micro plastic for extra flavor.
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Is it Linux or GNU or GNU/Linux or GNU + Linux? What's your view? #askNostr
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
I'm starting the Time Rebelion we are Americans who when we are asked the time tell those around us the time in 24 hour standard time and if people dont understand it that's their own problem. Join me in this movement towards sane time. This is partly a joke and partly serious, I'm kidding about the Time Rebellion but I'm not kidding about using 24 hour time.
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
People seem to want to trash on the US all the time but can't seem to see that Europe is like 100x worse. I mean literally jail time for memes, I mean literally being arrested for the most minor things. Also no your "free healthcare" or "free college" doesn't make up for that I don't think.
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Do you think carrying two phones is crazy?
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Do any of you use a pixel fold, if so rate your experience on a scale of 0 - 10 and maybe say a few parts you like about it and a few parts you don't like. #askNostr
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
If you really want to confuse your enemies walk around on all fours but make dolphin noises, they won't know what's going on are they being attacked by monkey men or dolphin men, each threat would have to be handled simultaneously which would really hinder the effectiveness of both.
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
I should probably start reading the Bible regularly again, I honestly don't know why I slowed down on that.
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
This emoji encodes/decoder is gonna make it a lot easier to break up with your girlfriend that's all I gotta say
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
I'm gonna do a pro gamer move and go to bed ๐Ÿ˜ด
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
At work one time I remember a coworker said "The amount of work we are expected to get done to today will knock your socks off" And I didn't skip a beat and said "Look buddy the socks are staying on" and he broke down laughing, good times ๐Ÿ˜‚
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LibertyImp 11 months ago
Do you ever just stop and think how absolutely insane it is that a human being can get cut or stabbed and after a few weeks it's as if it never happened because we heal
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