Aunt dies in leaving in her will an apartment in Paris for the nephew. In order to inherit it the nephew has to pay more than 55% of its value. I thought it was a joke but it appears it's the law over there. 🐸

Feels so good to pay taxes to the Epstein client list. It's like the reverse Secret Santa. I wonder what group of joos I'm sponsoring. Live long and prosper my tiny hats! 💜💜

Good Morning New Word Order

Nothing says nocoiner more than someone obsessing over bitcoin's encryption and the NSA. Like would you stop using bitcoin if you found out Euclid, Archimedes and Eratosthenes had a wild 3some once?

This meme is trans af. Meet the transmeme (bearish). View quoted note →

Haruki Murakami said that not everyone must physically climb a mountain to experience its essence or epiphany. Some need to climb it tho. See you at the top climbing Mount Supercycle. Have a great Sunday!

If you think memes are only visual representations you're racist. Make text meme again!

Bliss while driving is sooo hot. The game engine knows. But how would it know? 🐸

GM You insist in having your freedoms in the Western world so we have to bomb the 3rd world countries just so we have to bring a bunch of them in your area to escape the hell we've created. Why wouldn't Ahmed have a say in electing the president of France? That's racist af. Antisemitic too!

Damn mosquitos, I should get a lizard. If I fuck Hillary would I get full custody of our gecko children?

Hey look the new iPhone just dropped. Better start talking about the new current thing. It's so hot!

GM 🔥