Pro tip. If you want to see more nonbitcoin content here on nostr feel free to note the things you are passionate about. It doesn't matter how strange or niche said topic is, just do it.
Even if you get no engagement with it, just continue doing it. If this is your path nothing will stop you. The people already here on nostr are probably the best ones to hear wild stories in the first place.
People do love their papiermarks. Even using bitcoin they dream of a day where they'll be able to get millions of papiermarks in exchange for the hardest form of money ever discovered. They don't understand what bitcoin is and they don't hold the coins. They are just mindless custodians for future sovereign users. Some of those are babies now or they aren't even born yet. Going to such lengths to manipulate the market should be an indicator of how valuable your satoshis really are.