#meme

Siri, go home. You’re drunk. (I was trying to say “Call or text when you get here.”)

TIL that lip-sync dance videos are a national security threat. 🤦🏻‍♂️

the Guardian

White House backs bill that could give it power to ban TikTok nationwide

The bill would allow commerce department to impose restrictions on technologies that pose a risk to national security

Spent the last couple hours learning to “gently pry”. Going to spend the next couple hours learning to gently reassemble. 😬😬😬

#[0], I see you.

🤣🤣🤣

This guy. ಠ_ಠ The smallest symbolic gesture towards criminal justice reform--Biden is more than willing to reap the benefits but hesitates when it comes to actually doing the thing. Democrats are the worst.

Reason.com

Four months after Biden promised marijuana pardons, he has not issued any

The president reaped political benefits with his pre-election proclamation but has yet to follow through.