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The Bitcoin Coffee Guy⚡️☕️
josebitcoiner@iris.to
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CEO of #LightningKoffee⚡️☕️ 💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴 • Co-Founder & Organizer of #BtcMedellinConf • https://linktr.ee/lightningkoffee • Telegram 👉🏻 @josebitcoiner
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
Bitcoiners, most of them live talking about financial freedom but remain slaves to the same corporate coffee routine: expensive, mediocre, and paid with a fiat card. I got fed up. #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴 gave me back total control: payment with Lightning, flavor that’s worth it, and a cup that truly represents what I stand for. It’s no longer just “drinking coffee.” It’s a daily act of rebellion. #coffeechain #plebchain image
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
HEY NOSTR, I’d like to ask you something: For example, I use Nostr a lot on Primal, but it feels very slow to me. How could I fix it so that it becomes more fluid/smooth? Would I need to buy some kind of Relay? What advice can you give me? Thanks in advance. #Plebchain
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
Bitcoiners, how many times have you stayed up until 4 a.m. watching the mempool, with bloodshot eyes and your brain fried from machine or instant coffee? That coffee that gives you a spike and then leaves you worse than before. I was the same. Endless nights, anxiety, and zero clarity to make real decisions with my stack. #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ completely changed that. It’s not just any buzz. It’s clean energy, sustained focus, and a mind that actually thinks cold even when the market is on fire. #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
The irony is wild: Shipping dozens of kilos of coffee from Colombia 🇨🇴 → USA 🇺🇸 with FedEx is cheap, duty-free, and arrives at my US distributor in under a week. But shipping the same coffee from the USA 🇺🇸 → Canada 🇨🇦? Absolute madness! #coffeechain image
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
☕ Who produces the world’s coffee? Just 2 countries (Brazil + Vietnam) produce more than half of all the coffee on the planet. Here’s the 2025-26 ranking (million 60kg bags): 🇧🇷 Brazil → 63.0 mn 🇻🇳 Vietnam → 30.8 mn 🌍 Rest of the World → 20.4 mn 🇨🇴 Colombia → 13.8 mn 🇮🇩 Indonesia → 12.4 mn 🇪🇹 Ethiopia → 11.6 mn 🇺🇬 Uganda → 6.9 mn 🇮🇳 India → 6.0 mn 🇭🇳 Honduras → 5.8 mn 🇵🇪 Peru → 4.2 mn 🇲🇽 Mexico → 3.9 mn Source: US FDA Surprised by any country? 👇 #coffeechain #plebchain
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
Charge up your afternoon with a lightning bolt! ⚡☕ #LightningKoffee Cold Brew: ice-cold, bold, and clean energy that lifts you up with zero crash. The perfect boost to power through the rest of your day. Who’s in❓🔥 #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #nostr #foodstr
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
🚀 Lightning-Fast Deal: 45K SATS = 1 BAG of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️ 💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴 Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered. ✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸 ✅ Zap this note to buy instantly ✅ DM your shipping address after zapping Simple. Delicious. Lightning⚡️ #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr image
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
Bitcoiners, most of them brag about 24/7 sovereignty… but just look at their morning coffee cup and you’ll realize there’s still one part of the day that remains 100% fiat. I was there too. Until #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ made me rethink everything. Not because of the marketing, but because the first sip hits you like a hard fork to the brain. Now my mornings have a different rhythm. A different clarity. A whole new level of “this is actually mine.” #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
From Medellín, Colombia 🇨🇴 with love 🧡🫶 image
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
These are the notifications that brighten my day. That means I'm doing things right. Bitcoiners, this is honest work and the circular economy at its finest. POW ✅️💪🏻😎 #coffeechain #plebchain image
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
Thanks, NY Bitcoiner! 🤠💪🏻🇺🇸 Just saw your order for 3 bags of #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ and that you took advantage of the free USA shipping. It totally made my day knowing you're drinking coffee paid with sats⚡️ and supporting the project. Enjoy it a ton, brother! 🙏☕ #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag image
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
🚀 Lightning-Fast Deal: 113K SATS = 3 BAGS of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️ 💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴 Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered. ✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸 ✅ Zap this note to buy instantly ✅ DM your shipping address after zapping Simple. Delicious. Lightning⚡️ #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr image
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
Bitcoiners, let's admit it: we stack sats like crazy, but we still start the day with a coffee that funds exactly what we claim to hate. He was one of them. Until #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ walked into his kitchen and quietly asked the question he couldn’t ignore: Why is your coffee the only thing still stuck in the old system? He’s been using it for a month now, and his routine is no longer the same. Not his focus, not his mood, not the way he sees real value. #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #Nostr