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The Bitcoin Coffee Guy⚡️☕️
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CEO at @LightningKoffee⚡️☕️ 💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴 • Co-Founder of @BtcMedellinConf • CM at @DigitalP2PBot ⚡️🤖 Telegram 👉🏻 @josebitcoiner
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josebitcoiner 0 months ago
Hey Nostr 😎 Have you had your first cup of coffee of the day yet❓️ Or would you like me to send you some delicious #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️❓️ Right to your doorstep. Even if it’s not my coffee, I recommend that you drink good coffee. It’s really good for your health. #coffeechain #plebchain image
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josebitcoiner 1 month ago
Freedom is not just being able to say what you think. It’s being able to exchange the fruit of your labor without intermediaries that devalue or block it. Until you have that, your freedom is incomplete. #coffeechain #Plebchain image
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
Stop talking about “supporting the circular economy.” 🛑 Do it. Open Nostr or X, search # image LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ 🔍 pay with sats ₿⚡️ and feel how the circle closes in your mouth. 😋 Everything else is just posturing. #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ is a 100% Colombian specialty coffee 🇨🇴 (Antioquia, Castillo variety, washed process) grown at high altitude with exceptional quality standards. Its notes of panela sweetness, chocolate, juicy citric acidity, and orange aftertaste, paired with a balanced medium body, make it an ideal choice for espresso. When you pull a clean, creamy shot, the steamed milk integrates perfectly, enhancing its natural sweetness and creating a silky, aromatic cappuccino with a complex flavor that never gets lost under the foam. A true pleasure in every cup! #coffeechain #plebchain
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
Bitcoiners love the concept of “sovereignty,” but they keep drinking specialty coffee that comes from supply chains full of intermediaries, deforestation, and payments in fiat dollars. They keep financing the same things they criticize. #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ is different: real specialty coffee, traceable, truly sustainable, and paid for directly with Lightning—no banks or bullshit in between.
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
Bitcoiners, most of them live talking about financial freedom but remain slaves to the same corporate coffee routine: expensive, mediocre, and paid with a fiat card. I got fed up. #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴 gave me back total control: payment with Lightning, flavor that’s worth it, and a cup that truly represents what I stand for. It’s no longer just “drinking coffee.” It’s a daily act of rebellion. #coffeechain #plebchain image
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
HEY NOSTR, I’d like to ask you something: For example, I use Nostr a lot on Primal, but it feels very slow to me. How could I fix it so that it becomes more fluid/smooth? Would I need to buy some kind of Relay? What advice can you give me? Thanks in advance. #Plebchain
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
Bitcoiners, how many times have you stayed up until 4 a.m. watching the mempool, with bloodshot eyes and your brain fried from machine or instant coffee? That coffee that gives you a spike and then leaves you worse than before. I was the same. Endless nights, anxiety, and zero clarity to make real decisions with my stack. #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ completely changed that. It’s not just any buzz. It’s clean energy, sustained focus, and a mind that actually thinks cold even when the market is on fire. #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
The irony is wild: Shipping dozens of kilos of coffee from Colombia 🇨🇴 → USA 🇺🇸 with FedEx is cheap, duty-free, and arrives at my US distributor in under a week. But shipping the same coffee from the USA 🇺🇸 → Canada 🇨🇦? Absolute madness! #coffeechain image
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
☕ Who produces the world’s coffee? Just 2 countries (Brazil + Vietnam) produce more than half of all the coffee on the planet. Here’s the 2025-26 ranking (million 60kg bags): 🇧🇷 Brazil → 63.0 mn 🇻🇳 Vietnam → 30.8 mn 🌍 Rest of the World → 20.4 mn 🇨🇴 Colombia → 13.8 mn 🇮🇩 Indonesia → 12.4 mn 🇪🇹 Ethiopia → 11.6 mn 🇺🇬 Uganda → 6.9 mn 🇮🇳 India → 6.0 mn 🇭🇳 Honduras → 5.8 mn 🇵🇪 Peru → 4.2 mn 🇲🇽 Mexico → 3.9 mn Source: US FDA Surprised by any country? 👇 #coffeechain #plebchain
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
Charge up your afternoon with a lightning bolt! ⚡☕ #LightningKoffee Cold Brew: ice-cold, bold, and clean energy that lifts you up with zero crash. The perfect boost to power through the rest of your day. Who’s in❓🔥 #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #nostr #foodstr
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josebitcoiner 2 months ago
🚀 Lightning-Fast Deal: 45K SATS = 1 BAG of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️ 💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴 Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered. ✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸 ✅ Zap this note to buy instantly ✅ DM your shipping address after zapping Simple. Delicious. Lightning⚡️ #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr image
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