Why did my nose just start gushing blood while talking to the bank on the phone?

I asked AI to make a country song as femmy and gay as possible. It sounded just like every country sing produced since 1990. View quoted note →

I noticed when guys listen to this, they pretend to not cry View quoted note →

I was at a veteran's day event Monday. Noticed two older men talking investing. The younger said something about crypto. The older one said "oh Bitcoin?" The younger looked down and said "Oh no, not Bitcoin. I'm into..." Then I stopped listening.

I want to have a temper tantrum about how "everybody" on nostr sucks, won't do what I want the way I want it and how nobody is on nostr anyway and it is dying.

That moment when everything you tried to pretend away from reality becomes abundantly clear. That is my day.

What if #nutzaps were locked to the recipient npub and embedded in the "like" icon? #cashu

"Red Dust Sleep"/"We made it to Mars" The refrain could use a little help

Hmm...

RT International

Russian psychiatrist calls homosexuality a mental disorder

A top Russian psychiatrist has declared homosexuality and transgenderism as mental illnesses, warning Russia faces a “transgender epidemic” fue...

Nothing is sustainable

My wife doesn't like the music I like. She says the songs I play are too depressing and sad. I said "But it's country and western!" Then I realized she is right...

The thing about being single is you can't be friends with married people. The thing about being married and having a big family, is you dont have time for friends. The thing about friends is they never last.

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Interesting. Can we make the world a whole lot more miserable by asking AI to code everything in Perl and/or Cobol from now on? View quoted note →

"Liberal democracy" has been twisted to mean "believe whatever the Zionists say".

Ol' Mexico

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