The greatest thing about @Amethyst is the lists feature. It lets you sort the wheat from the chaff.

84% of children are still neglected by their parents by sending them to public school.

I asked my twins to do rock paper scissors to decide who goes with me. They had to do it 7 times before finally doing something different.

Today is a good day. Happy fathers day to present and future fathers

Breakfast

Happy Summer Solace Happy Father's Day

Its too early in the morning. That time when you consider whether to make coffee or go back to bed.

*After punching his new business address into my phone, I see a photo album of the coffee shop owner where he and 3 other guys are dressed up as women* Man: "My wife says I have a gay steak, like Kemmy *muffled*" Me: "Sorry, like who again?" Man: "She says I have a gay streak like Kenny Rogers" Me: *tieing shoes, about to walk out front door* "You gotta know when to hold em..." Man's wife: "Know when to fold em... Know when to walk away... and" Together: "know when to run. You never count your money, while sitting at the table, they'll be time enough for countin... When the dealin's done" Man: apparently never heard the song looks stunned and in disbelief We continue through two stanzas often song while I walk away. Strange dream.

Did Judas become the treasurer because his heart was evil, Or did Judas being made treasurer become unable to receive Christ as a result?

Juniors in high school getting tattoos... Discuss.