when you tell your oldest brother who has just turned 30 last night..
“don’t worry about getting old
worry about getting dementia and forgetting which people you don’t even like”
i was playing chess with my guy at breakfast, he didn't get any of my nerdy chessy innuendos
😭
"are we playing a slow, positional game, or are you rushing for a quick mate?"
"i think you’re trapped. i’ve got you in a mating net."
fortunately my mother was observing and she was giggling because she's nerdier at chess than me
i’m going to dj tonight
it’s just my family and friends so i don’t need to be nervous
but might get boo'd 🤭 if i “accidentally” slip symphonic deathcore for a full auditory experience to the depths of hell
another hit from my millennial mum's playlist from the year 2000
she got into post-hardcore and emo it seems and i forgive her for liking dashboard confessional because this is leagues better
funeral for a friend // red is the new black