Default avatar
Cole Albon
npub1c0le...lcvg
Cole Albon 2 years ago
just got an email from "the feds". I'd apply, but I've been ghosted more than once by stellentits. Hi, Please find the Job Description below and let me know your interest. Crypto Seizure Specialist Arlington VA, Onsite 100% onsite Anyone who will relocate 6 months with you this person must have development skills they will have to get a public trust as well they need development skills, dark web, blockchain, We have a permanent position in Arlington VA for a Crypto Seizure Specialist. Due to the nature of the work, you must be a US citizen to apply and be able to obtain a public trust for the DEA. This is 100% onsite in Arlington, VA. Details below. If interested, SEND RESUME and SALARY. The ideal Seizure Specialist will have participated in field seizures of crypto currency. The Seizure Specialist will be able to go into the field while serving a warrant, immediately go to the targets computer and lock things down, recognize where a solution is on the spot to assist the investigators. The Seizure Specialist will bring knowledge and expertise in the areas of blockchain technology, crypto wallets, virtual asset service providers (VASPs), open-source intelligence (OSINT), dark web, digital forensics, software development, custody of evidence, and asset forfeiture. The Seizure Specialist will provide escalated on-site and remote seizure support for real-time activity to DEA investigators during planned enforcement operations. This includes the analysis of U.S. Government furnished data, which will remain the property of DEA, as well as approved external data sources. Services will span across both non-classified and classified tasks. Travel to other locations, potentially on short notice, is required with this position as well. Requirements Demonstrated recent, relevant work experience in field seizures, cyber investigations, dark web, blockchain technology, and cryptoanalysis. Knowledge and expertise in the areas of blockchain technology, crypto wallets, virtual asset service providers (VASPs), open-source intelligence (OSINT), dark web, digital forensics, software development, custody of evidence, and asset forfeiture. Due to the rapidly changing landscape of illicit use of virtual currency, the candidate will have worked with law enforcement and successfully supported the seizure of virtual currency, preferably within the previous 12 months. The support provided during the recent seizure(s) must be essential to the seizure operation such that without the candidate’s participation, the seizure would not have been successful [e.g. hierarchical deterministic (HD) and custodial wallets containing digital assets]. Knowledge of blockchain concepts such as consensus protocols, validation algorithms, digital signatures, large-scale distributed systems, and applied cryptography. In-depth understanding of blockchain architectures and a clear understanding of how various blockchain platforms differ. Familiarity with front-end collection systems including traffic collection, filtering, selection and internet routing protocols. Strong problem-solving skills, detailed oriented, possess excellent time management and communication skills with the ability to interact professionally with senior management. Proven ability to work in a fast-paced environment and able to travel, such as deployments on law enforcement operations. Ability to recognize technical information that may be used in leads to enable remote support (data includes users, passwords, email addresses, IP addresses, crypto artifacts behavior, mail servers, domain servers, and SMT header information). Ability to interface with field agents and ask questions regarding their investigation and collection/seizure of evidence and to determine project requirements based on investigative goals. Must communicate complex concepts or ideas in a confident and well-organized manner through verbal, written and/or visual means on a monthly basis. REQUIRED SKILLS/EXPERIENCE: Candidate needs to have done prior field seizures of crypto in previous roles 10 + years of experience in working on complex criminal investigations with law enforcement agencies and a strong working knowledge of Fourth Amendment search and seizure limitations. 5 + years of experience with open-source (OSINT) methodologies to conduct blockchain analysis, trace the flow of funds, and the submission of comprehensive reports detailing the OSINT finding. 3 + years of experience and reoccurring exposure to Unix/Linux, Microsoft Windows, macOS, including in-house software development with a combination of blockchain technology, and hardware and software wallets. 3 + years of general knowledge of C++ or Python, Go or a similar programming language and IT (Information Technology) network structure. 2 + years of experience with identifying and analyzing digital assets or digital asset transactions. 2 + years of collecting, viewing and identifying essential information on target(s) of interest from metadata (e.g. email, internet protocol, HTTP and social media). 2 + years of experience performing real-time data tracking and effective clustering of crypto wallet hosts for development. DESIRED SKILLS: Prior DEA work experience preferred but not required This would be a SME level candidate, and any prior work experience with the DEA/DOJ would be preferred. EDUCATION LEVEL: Must have a Bachelor's Degree and 17 yrs of professional work experience, OR, 15 years of professional work experience and a Master’s degree. Sudhanshu Kumar Gaur Sudhanshu@stellentits.com Note: We respect your Online Privacy. Under Bill S.1618 Title III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress, this mail cannot be considered Spam as long as we include contact information and a method to be removed from our mailing list. If you are not interested in receiving our emails, then please send an email to remove@stellentit.com with 'Remove' in the subject line, we will remove your email ID from our list and send you a confirmation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Cole Albon 2 years ago
would be nice to have nostr working with zed code collaboration
Cole Albon 2 years ago
Trying to build the ability to share a persons opinions over Nostr without also sharing the data feeds that were used to form those opinions. A computer nerd would say we're sharing a bayesian neural net via CRDT over a nostr event log using yjs resulting in an eventually consistent state. Carl Jung would call it sharing a subjective experience without a shared causal connection - synchronicity. In fact, Jung has a great name for all the stuff going on here.
Cole Albon 2 years ago
Looks like if you want a job in east bay these days, you must be able to speak "NLP tokens" directly. At this rate, thought crime will be impossible within the next 3 version updates. image
Cole Albon 2 years ago
speaking of plagiarism - I just copied nostr-crdt to a new repo - changed the name to y-ndk - (yjs is for crdts and ndk is for other stuff) - used ndk instead of nostr-tools - removed typescript - tested for less than 5 minutes here is a very dry 5 minute walkthrough
Cole Albon 2 years ago
prep the children for kidical mass in Oakland Saturday
Cole Albon 2 years ago
Ireland just took over the top traffic source at cafe-society.news. I hope these people are Irish Catholics rejecting whatever is coming across their government approved wire, but there's not a way to tell. Oh, and look at you China! image
Cole Albon 2 years ago
People who predict that bitcoin will replace the corporate treasuries of the world, real estate, securities and be worth all of them together should consider the possibility that bitcoin will just remove (not replace) the need for collateralized assets to secure payments. My sincere hope is that bitcoin takes over all global and local transactions while the dollar price still goes down from here.
Cole Albon 2 years ago
...or maybe I'm just a dumb. I've given it an honest effort, both as a software developer using LLMs as a copilot, and as a web master using the creative output of LLMs as a marketing/SEO trick. As of early 2024,I regret every minute I've spent trying to get LLMs to do something useful. Any further research on my part toward LLMs can only be credited to Stockholm Syndrome.
Cole Albon 2 years ago
cafe-society.news currently lets you train an algorithm to filter a feed, then copy paste your algorithm to other devices or other feeds. cafe-society.news is opposed to paying for servers in order to spend more on eponymous developer expenses, such as food and rent. y-nostr (currently hypothetical) would take the current copy paste workflow to a nostr event hosted workflow. Not an ipfs hosted workflow nor a google docs hosted workflow. If people disagree with this approach, please state your reasoning.
Cole Albon 2 years ago
looks like nostr will be sponsoring 4/20 on hippie hill this year. Same time, same hill. Any questions? let me know.
Cole Albon 2 years ago
sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/ele/d/emeryville-lamassu-bitcoin-vending/7725955165.html