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J.T. Woodhouse
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Writer. Now floating in liminal space.
Air fryers are a game changer. I had no idea how awesome something halfway between an oven and microwave could be.
Web3 is a vending machine presented as a water fountain.
If you ever wanna freak people out, just say the word “contagion” over and over in any context.
Some days you eat the burrito and some days the burrito eats you.
It’s not about how much you make, it’s about how much you keep. I say this unironically: I buy my clothes at Costco.
Thinking about starting True Detective. What’s the verdict around these parts?
#Bitcoin might be the first time in history where you can get loaded just by being a total fucking weirdo.
Last weekend, I had drinks with the risk management department of a regional bank. #Bitcoin came up and I was the oddball. None of them believed in it or knew much about it, except one person who DCAs. But they knew everything there is to know about Draft Kings parlays. That tells you a lot.
In the future, people won’t die. Their API keys will just get revoked.
#Bitcoin won’t overtake gold until we figure out how to build grillz out of bitcoin.
Lemme get this straight. Y’all won’t eat the bugs, you won’t get the vax, but you’ll get the brain chip?
I just sold Nvidia. Held it one month and made 32%. Fiat is so stupid you gotta love it sometimes. Rolled that shit into #bitcoin.
The #bitcoin ETF isn’t a sign that Wall Street is coming for bitcoin’s consensus. It’s a sign that the fiat consensus is breaking.
Pro tip for you married guys: When your wife asks your opinion, it’s not a survey, it’s a quiz.
If you bought #bitcoin because you think the Fed will cut rates, you have missed the point. The point is to not care what the Fed does.