I recently received a five-figure settlement. I have to endorse the check and send it across the country for a third party to endorse before I can deposit it. Worst multisig implementation ever.

Medicine is becoming one of those things like religion, money, and politics that doesn’t belong in polite conversation.

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Love is the key that unlocks who you’re supposed to be.

The reason the world fights bitcoiners so much is because it’s not used to the human sacrifices talking back.

Let’s see how censorship-resistant Nostr really is. Here’s a secret relay operators don’t want you to know 👀 View quoted note →

Did you know the U.S. government murdered Papa Smurf? It’s true. He hasn’t been spotted in months. What clips you’re seeing of him are recycled footage from prior appearances. His regime was getting too powerful and the powers that be benefit greatly from destabilizing the Smurf village. It’s all part of how the elite cabal plans to enforce the new world order. Don’t ask me for proof. The evidence is out there, but don’t expect to hear about it in the mainstream media. Do your own research.

It’s mind-boggling that a concept can reach a trillion dollars for the SECOND time and next to no one is talking about it. The world is not prepared for what’s about to happen.

Is #zapathon still a thing? Is this thing on? ⚡️

Nah, let’s not deify Satoshi. The only thing that comes from that apotheosis are purity tests even he would fail. I like the human a lot more. View quoted note →

We can solve for digital scarcity and create the perfect money, but we can’t invent a sticker that doesn’t leave residue when you rip it off.

Used to be a political operative. Once you made the leap to arguing the meaning of a label, you’ve lost the argument. The comments of this are an example why. Nuance doesn’t scale. It’s why politicians use labels in the first place. People are dumb. People are afraid. And they’re not interested in semantics. If you want someone to come around to your way of thinking, discuss your ideas rather than labeling them and correcting definitions. View quoted note →

Looking forward to #bitcoin going green a month from now. Mark your calendars. ‘Tis destiny. https://www.theblock.co/post/283623/bitcoin-halving-event-a-month-away

If you’re worried about the price of corn these days, just remember you don’t have to buy a full bushel or even a whole ear. Just a kernel is fine.

Every person is born with a bitcoin-sized hole in their heart, and if they’re lucky, it’s also in their bank account.

The feel-good anthem we need in these woebegone times. #tunestr

I can’t imagine what coming to Nostr from TikTok must be like. Sounds like a juice cleanse.

web3 in a nutshell: “Buy my token, baby, and together we will break the chains.”

Web3: Where all of humanity can enjoy freedom, community, and censorship resistance so long as you pay the troll toll.

If you say goodbye to everyone before you leave a St. Patrick’s Day party, you’re doing it wrong.