Curb Your Enthusiasm is pretty funny, but fuck Larry David. He thinks that if you back the wrong one of the cults in America, that you "just want to murder children." Ironically, he backs the one that does literally murder children. But that's neither here nor there. Example: “Do you just want to murder kids in schools?” David asked Musk, appearing to reference the school shooting that took place in Uvalde, Texas just days before the wedding. In response, the “baffled” and “annoyed” Musk reportedly said, “I’m anti-kid murder,” to which David replied, “Then how could you vote Republican?”

I regret marrying my ex-wife and spending 16 years with her. Now I’m too old to have kids and I regret that too. I will never get married again so long as no fault divorce exists. It’s just “super dating.”

It’s obvious to anyone with a functioning brain that someone is orchestrating a coordinated attack against Russell Brand because of what he says and how many people he’s been waking up. It’s shameful but they’ll probably never pay for it.

You do you Or fuck you

I hate smug vegans with a passion. I was one for ten years, so I’m allowed.

The things people eat during their breaks around my work are absolutely disgusting. It’s no wonder everyone is sick and tired.

GM 🤙☕️🌞

allthemsharks is my middle name.

Bed time for Bonzo

In Hell, you have to watch The View for 666 hours a day.

I feel like I'd never heard of ZBD until yesterday and now I hear about it all the time.

About to sear a steak. NY Strip. Yum. Sorry for the vulgarity in that last note. I'm hangry. haha.

I like living two blocks away from this freshwater ocean.

I'm not suicidal or anything, but I think I'm more excited about seeing what comes after the end than what will come in this world in the next few years.