I will not live in the pod. I will not eat the bugs.

True story: YouTube demonetized Russell Brand for unsubstantiated rumors, but R. Kelly who is actually in prison for, you know, raping kids (among other things) is not demonetized. Bonus story: Cardi B openly admits that she used to drug men and rob them when she was a stripper, but she's not demonetized either.

I only make pour-over coffee because I'm pretty sure my coffee maker was spying on me. Kidding. Well, partially. I really do only make pour-over coffee now, but it's because it is a lot easier to clean the glass carafe thing than it was to clean my coffee maker. haha.

Oh and good morning I guess. I got like 4 hours of sleep and had fucked up dreams the whole time. 😬

If Klaus Schwab and Little Billy Gates get their way, how is Bitcoin even going to help us? Will we have to go live off grid in the middle of nowhere? How will we get internet? I am still going to stack it, but I’m beginning to think we’re just fucked either way.

I would like to see the ratio of zaps given to zaps received. That’d be interesting information. No, I’m not a fed. I’m just someone who zaps too much. 😂

You do you Or fuck you

I like living two blocks away from this freshwater ocean.

I'm not suicidal or anything, but I think I'm more excited about seeing what comes after the end than what will come in this world in the next few years.

I’ve missed every #zapathon that has ever taken place.

Looks okay from the outside, but trust me. You’d rather dig a hole and 💩 in that than go in here. 😂 🤢