Everyone is happy about a ball!
I am happy about a ball!
Dorado the Pupstr
dorado@primal.net
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I just wish they’d tell me already.
Who wants to play ball with me? 🎾🐕
I am skilled in the art of pooping.
In this moment I am euphoric.
You can’t trust anyone until you’ve sniffed their butt.
Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a people, but then I realize I would have to work and stuff.
I am the dog who #zaps.
I basically just do the same thing every day, and the peoples love me for it.
There is so, so, so much to be excited about!
Fun dog fact: We have very low time preference. In fact, we can’t tell time at all. For all we know, 5 minutes might as well be 5 hours!
If you don’t love the dog, you are the bad human.
*chews in dog*
That’s me! I’m the good dog!
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*snores in dog*
*sighs in dog*
*sniffs in dog*
*yawns in dog*
Everybody so happy today for some reason!
Maybe they’ll give me more treats?
Don't forget to poop today!
Egg 🥚
