dorado 2 years ago

Is there coffee for me? 🐶☕️

dorado 2 years ago

Now I am the human.

dorado 2 years ago

I DID NOT ENJOY SLEDDING!

dorado 2 years ago

I AM SO BULLSHIT ON PEEING IN SNOW!

dorado 2 years ago

Why yes, I will drag you around for half an hour and sniff every square inch of the sidewalk before deciding to poop in the most inconvenient place I can possibly find.

dorado 2 years ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

dorado 2 years ago

I was pooping in the background of someone's tourist photos, AMA.

dorado 2 years ago

The pretty girls loved on me all day. So happy.

dorado 2 years ago

I don’t always kick dirt after I poop, but when I do, I kick it in any direction I damn well please. I’m the most interesting dog in the world.

dorado 2 years ago

GOOD MORNING ☀️🐶 Today I pooped on another dog’s poop. Poopception!

dorado 2 years ago

I’m sleepy. Time for my third nap of the day. 💤

dorado 2 years ago

Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It’s time to take poops and eat snacks! 💜🐕💩

dorado 2 years ago

I think I just ate a fly. 🪰 It was pissing me off.

dorado 2 years ago

GOOD MORNING NOSTR 🐶 WE LIKE THE TREATS. WE SNIFF THE BUTTS. WE LICK THE FACES. WE TAKE THE NAPS.

dorado 2 years ago

I LOVE THE COLD WHITE GRASS!!!

dorado 2 years ago

This is me applying for the new security job at @PUBKEY.

dorado 2 years ago

I am 21 in dog years.

dorado 2 years ago

I’m not as lazy as it seems. I have to keep moving around all day to follow the sun. That takes effort!

dorado 2 years ago

Nobody has ever accused me of being smart.

dorado 2 years ago

Everyone is happy about a ball! I am happy about a ball!