I just farted myself awake. 🐕💨
Dorado the Nostr Pup
dorado@primal.net
npub1cuda...lujc
Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I wish they would just tell me already.
Hello dog enjoyers! 🐶👅🐾


Guess who just won a Cutest Dog contest…?! 🏆🐶


I don’t need to be famous.
I just want to be a friend.
It’s always an uphill climb until my first nap. 

I just eliminated 1 burned + 12 ancient + 6 rotting + 1 fresh Nostr zombies using #PlebsVsZombies! 🔪🧟♂️🧟♀️
My Zombie score was 12%! What's yours?
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I am a dog. I pee on the hydrant. It is my destiny.
Tell me more about these buttsicles you speak of.
Who could say no to a face like this?


Good morning, it’s an amazing day to be ungovernable! 🐕🔥


My 🧠 may be empty, but my ❤️ is full.


I’m sorry my zaps were down over the last couple of weeks. Nobody told me. I’m just a dog. 🐶
I take chillaxation to new levels.


Good morning, good doggos! 🐶💜🐾


Did someone say treat?! 🦴👅
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Being a dog is hard, but I make it look easy.


What up, my homies?


I just had a great night poop, in case you were wondering. 🌝
This is how city pups stay cool.


I’ve had my fill of freedom for one day.

