dorado 7 months ago

I just farted myself awake. 🐕💨

dorado 7 months ago

Hello dog enjoyers! 🐶👅🐾

dorado 7 months ago

Guess who just won a Cutest Dog contest…?! 🏆🐶

dorado 7 months ago

I don’t need to be famous. I just want to be a friend.

dorado 8 months ago

It’s always an uphill climb until my first nap.

dorado 8 months ago

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dorado 8 months ago

I am a dog. I pee on the hydrant. It is my destiny.

dorado 8 months ago

Tell me more about these buttsicles you speak of.

dorado 8 months ago

Who could say no to a face like this?

dorado 8 months ago

Good morning, it’s an amazing day to be ungovernable! 🐕🔥

dorado 9 months ago

My 🧠 may be empty, but my ❤️ is full.

dorado 9 months ago

I’m sorry my zaps were down over the last couple of weeks. Nobody told me. I’m just a dog. 🐶

dorado 9 months ago

I take chillaxation to new levels.

dorado 9 months ago

Good morning, good doggos! 🐶💜🐾

dorado 9 months ago

Did someone say treat?! 🦴👅 View quoted note →

dorado 9 months ago

Being a dog is hard, but I make it look easy.

dorado 9 months ago

What up, my homies?

dorado 10 months ago

I just had a great night poop, in case you were wondering. 🌝

dorado 10 months ago

This is how city pups stay cool.

dorado 10 months ago

I’ve had my fill of freedom for one day.