Think I might start smoking while taking a shit

Need a separate gf for cuddles and oral

I piss lean

No energy this weekend I need to be thrown onto the front lines with a gun just to feel alive again

Using this entire womans body as a bong got chronic shoved up her arse

Pressure washing when I piss

Had a dream I was at In and Out and everyone was getting that oppenheimer style chair sex and my order didn’t even come with a bible verse shits tragic

Be more like Korgy, a true friend

guns 4 animalz

I was supposed to die in a war not work a 9-5

Did nothing the past few days and I’m going to try and get my manager to help me (do all of it) now. Wait… SHIT! Is this how my manager feels everyday?!

Applying for a job rn and these niggas are making me do a rat-yourself-out simulator the fuck wrong wid these niggers "eerm would u consider yourself considerate of others and their feelings teehee xDDDDD" I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NONE BUT THE BAG 🤑🤑🤑 WE RAPE GUYS LIKE U FOR THE FUN OF IT 😁😁😁

I like the weight of blankets on top of me when I sleep. Am I autism?