Why am I surrounded by ugly women at work. Why can I work with Margot Robbie.
MMS21
MMS21@seal-cafe.mostr.pub
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Ladies, do you want a responsible man or are you okay with a silly fella :-)
here i was wasting time trying to make a favicon when this simple colored circle looks great (copying lunduke favicon)


40 minutes until they ask what I did this weekend *gulp*
Regretting that I said I’m going to stop being retarded. Its so hard bros… I-
I’m going to try to be a little less retarded for you guys
found the energy to work on calicoforum after weeks just 10 hours before my job starts again
when will it end
@woodland creature what happened how come I need to follow you again I didn't do anything :-(
Spider sized cats. MY HEART!!!!
Any bad bitches want to hold my dick while I piss
The semen demons call me by name once more. They know that I am backed up and about to blow, my time is near…
>stayed up till 2:30 watching Boardwalk Empire
>late to work by 2hrs 30mins
>nobody notices
>upload a csv for a report
>get told good job by manager
>eat and continue watching boardwalk empire for the rest of the day
Livin the dream
The year is 1920. My newly wed wife has succumbed to consumption.
Think I might start smoking while taking a shit