You guys, the “ding” from my work inbox has become legit triggering.

Oh my gosh - I think I finally killed my digital clone. #Nostrgram #Plebchain #Squeechain

Things you thought you missed on #Twitter | Day 4 • Elon being all alpha on a Sunday • Someone’s apology made things worse • Sports fans live Tweeting • Typos in the top 10 hashtags • Bernie Sanders is indignant • It’s winter in the Southern states • That local weather guy you followed back in the day is still a thing • The 2024 election is still a thing • A woman won $188M; lost it all in record time • Nature was #fuckinglit 🤷🏻‍♀️🎤💧 #Squeecap #Plebchain #Babechain #Squeechain #MarchOffTwitter

YOU GUYS #Plebchain #badges

Why is it so ridiculously fun to zap total strangers and then realize they’re #plebchain or someone else awesome, and be like, “dude, I genuinely want to follow you and I’m glad I randomly #zapped you today”? #goodwriting 😆 #squeechain