Okay, you crazy kids ~ I woke up to two random transactions of exactly 1 #sat each. C’mon, fess up. #plebchain #babechain #squeechain

We have a tween living next door and I’ve never grieved the collective loss of Prince, David Bowie and Michael Jackson so hard. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #plebchain #babechain #nostr

It helps to have a constant. Something you do every day, no matter what, despite your financial state, despite your mental state, despite everything going on around you. One thing that you get to decide on. One thing you can control. Every single day. #babechain #plebchain

Long live the #babechain. ✊🏼❤️🙌🏼 #plebchain #damus #nostr View quoted note →

Real #babe love is when your recently separated mentor has been replying to you solely via instagram for three months so intuitively you text her “you’re getting laid huh” on a random Thursday evening and she replies “lol” 17 minutes later. I’m serious; that’s respect for me. 🤣 #babechain ✊🏼

You guys. For 74 years, my mom thought she was German and Native American. My mom finally got her MyHeritage results and she’s 26% Italian. I’ve been calling her “Mama Laurie” for years. My point is…I think I’m psychic. #plebchain #babechain #missedyoufam

<sigh> All my forever stamps have the American flag on them. And I just accidentally stuck those suckers upside down on my auntie’s wedding invite. My auntie is very MAGA, very NIMBY, and very, very 76 years old. She’s also hella retired; like, for nearly half her life. This stamp thing is so not over.

Fun fact for my #Nostr fam ~ when my Apple ID got duped, homeboy was able to peep my bank account and FB. Not #[1]​. #babechain #puravida #nostrgram

Literally my fiancé, if you replace “beatboxing” with “making wildly inappropriate puns.” View quoted note →

‘Scuse me, but there is a fundamental difference between “shoplifting groceries” and “taking a stand against $5 bananas.” #plebchain #squeechain #babechain #happysaturday #stopexploitingmyfruit 🍌

So I’ve pretty much been MIA on every social “network” for awhile (my auntie is PISSED; if I’m not on FB, she thinks I’m in jail.) 😆 Basically life/work/economy/financial crap/wedding planning collided sometime in April/May, and we had to hit pause on everything else. Still dealing with fallout from the hack. View quoted note → What I learned (PSA/Squee-SA) • Stay away from debt. A life in debt is not free. • Don’t go corporate. If you do, don’t get invested. • Politicians, banks, and corporations aren’t mutually exclusive. And as long as we stay afraid, they will win. Stay strong and stay safe out there, fam. ✊🏼 #bitcoin #puravida #squeechain

Working title for book proposal: “It’s Around Here Somewhere: A Neurodivergent Geriatric Millennial’s Survival Guide to Sober Living.” Dedicated to the #babechain and the #plebchain 🫡⛓️ ❤️❤️❤️

Now that we’ve all agreed that “Die Hard” is officially a Christmas movie, I present to you a new quandary: “True Lies” is the greatest love story ever told. Discuss. #bestlovestoryever #dontchangemymind #plebchain 🫡⛓️ #nostrafterdark

So my Apple ID got hacked and some dude has been living his best life thanks to my credit card AND my bank account. Apparently his best life consists of Angry Birds and porn. Super stoked that I’ve been able to support him for over a month. #winner #thisismylife #hacked #bitcoin

So here’s what I’ve been working on for the past few months… #squeechain #plebchain 🛼🛼🤙🏼❤️❤️