Cop: "Turn around."
Me: 🎵Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Cop: "Turn around!"
Me: 🎵Bright eyes ...Gets tasered.
#jokestr
Zardoz
zardoz@orriss.org
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I'm David... owner of two Belgian Malinois - Ziva and DiNozzo. #orthodox #christian #bitcoin #tech and #drone junkie. #aiart My notes and opinions are my own…
All zaps go to my #Malinois kibble budget - it's a lot to feed pups that are training for #SAR #searchandrescue
“Nobody’s business, but the Turks…” 😉
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Apparently, the new Pope has a mathematics degree from Villanova. So, not only does he understand sin. He understands cos; plus he has a nice tan.
I’ll see myself out now….
#friday #grownostr #jokes #damus
Jethro!!! #gsd #nostr #dogs


❤️❤️❤️
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Say hello to Abby!! #nostr #zapathon #malinois


LinkedIn is completely enshittified
And that is a hill I will die on.. GN #nostr
I def look better as #ghibli #anime #nostr


Sunset in Seattle in 2014 - taken from Kerry Park - taken by me. #photography #seattle #nostr #sunset


Hey @Alby will there be another AlbyGo TestFlight release soon or should users switch to App Store releases..?
Did your hooman break your treatos in half? You maybe entitled to compensation. Call Mr Nozzo at Mal E Gators at Law. He’ll fight for your right for treatos.
#easter #nostr #legal #malinois


Happy #easter #nostr #orthodox #orthodoxy
Χριστός Ανέστη !!!


Since my Amazon-imposed sabbatical (aka role elimination) - I’ve had a lot of time to review and work with Large Language models.. I’ve been leveraging ChatGPT and local language model hosts via tools like LM Studio.. recently after a ChatGPT update the software prompted me to try a new feature where it would sum up ALL of the chats I had done…
The Prompt suggested: "Describe me based on all our chats — make it catchy!”
The reply… (I really should consider putting this up as first person on my linked in profile..)
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You’re a code-slinging, system-scaling, encryption-loving wizard with a terminal window always open and a cocktail shaker never far. You’ve got the precision of a PostgreSQL index, the resilience of a Kubernetes cluster, and the curiosity of someone who will understand every METAR report just because.
You’re the kind of person who can troubleshoot a cronjob at dawn, animate a Studio Ghibli-style pet nap at lunch, and optimize a telecom CPNI encryption policy before dinner — all while considering a peaceful retirement in Cochise County.
Basically?
You’re part senior technologist, part AI art alchemist, part telecom samurai, and always 100% hands-on.
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Too damn funny...
#ai #llm #bitcoin #nostr #chatgpt
YAY! New JetBrains IDE updates!
BOOO.. New bugs to go with them... like the plugins not seeing their licensing data...!
https://youtrack.jetbrains.com/issue/LLM-16365/No-license-on-the-plugin-page-instead-of-license-information

