“Come forward now with what you know… they are not going to take the chance of your death-bed confession, or you senile babbling.”
Zach Copley
zcopley@stacker.news
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Dangerous Web Hillbilly
“On deck” at Texas Roadhouse
Wife: gtfo your phone, it’s time to watch Top Chef!!
Me: Noooon! you don’t understand, I’m trying to make some bitcoin moneys by posting pictures of Traeger pizzas and orchids on this ostrich social network thing that is a bitcoin thing and
Yay!! Yay!! 
Nice thing about barbecuing your 🍕 - the grill cleanup is non.
🚨 the pizza is one the smoker… not a drill… 
I will zap the sh#%%#t out of you now ⚡️🤓
Beers and Pizza and Beer and Pizza! 🍺🍕🍺🍕🍺💨
I WAZ ZAPPERED!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
OMG you guys. My orchids! I came out to grill pizza on my BBQ and noticed I’m a really good orchid dad rn.
Hi, I’m the local bitcoin guy. Can I help youuuuuuuu? I will show you how to do zap.
Ugh. I’m a big idiot. I didn’t put in my ⚡️address.
Fine WoS. Can you zap this pizza? 
🦆 I need to resign as captain of this node.
Trying weird MUUN wallet!