There's some weird takes on this that's making me laugh. Instead, follow the soybean View quoted note →

TFW the CIA tells you they have a new drone they wanna show you View quoted note →

I almost rode over one of these last night. It was hilarious though cause it was standing on the plant box as I approached and I was like "don't do it mfker" and as I got closer just threw itself in front of my bicycle. I stopped obviously and looked at it's small face and said "wtf dude" and then looked at it's mother in the plant box who had this expression like "it's just an insurance scam bro whatchumean?" Was fucking hilarious AF looking at their dumbass faces like they knew what was happening. Rugrats. View quoted note →

Bro that's like the 3rd or 4th they've foiled the CIA First they caught assassins, then they caught the mercenaries, then Maduro gets a 50 million bounty on his head, now this. LoL "I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter" View quoted note →

Once you go Asian you can't go back to Caucasian View quoted note →

America was promised to them 2000 years ago View quoted note →

Had such a vivid dream about my friend who died three months ago. Ah man I feel so bummed now. Dreamed we were just chatting and catching up. And then I woke up and realised that I'll never be able to chat with him again. It felt so real though like we were just having beers after work..

Bro fuck the kiffness View quoted note →