I know Seattle is progressive and all, but are free tampons in the Men’s bathroom really necessary?

Horseback riding with my boy this week. I’m a horse in another life. ♐️💛

“fanaticism is the opposite of love… a fanatic is someone who won’t change his mind and can’t change the subject.” -Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram.

Y’all ever see my dick pick? Literally found this on the ground and think it’s the best pun ever.

GM. 🐎

The state of Florida is wack. They banned straight porn, and also any gay/trans behavior. You can only buy Delta-8 weed (WTF is that?). You can play the lotto without getting taxed, but you can’t gamble online. None of this makes any sense to me, but right now idc because it’s sunny and 75 degrees in January, and I kinda get it. All I need is the SUN ☀️.

I ain’t been around these parts in a while! The holidays always have this way of making the regular routine and day to day seem like it was never a thing. But I’ll be back around. This year’s gonna be a good one for all those who’ve been prepping for the proper future. ✌🏼💛

In 2026 I want more fun. More shameless, harmless, NotGiveAFuck FUN. You got a problem? #GFYS, and have more fun. #NGAFF

We absolutely need to do something about the current Sats logo. It makes no sense. View quoted note →

Guys I’m thrilled about Christmas. Merry merry to you all. Actually I’m having a great time and I love my family. I didn’t spend much, but Lord Bezo’s aided in the delivery of a few satisfying items to enjoy this year.

Society needs a fucking vacation.

When you live in a land of damp and darkness, you do what you can stay lit. Artificial sun will suffice for now, and gives me the illusion of light, and the Vit D, I need to put up with this place. #GM ! ✌🏼🧡

Being consistent is not my best quality, but at least I can be confident about it. #GFYS