@MartyBent dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, God greets him. “Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.”
Marty asks, “Who really shot Kennedy?”
God replies, “Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone.”
Marty pauses. “Shit. This goes higher up than I thought.”