GOALS
Brian Lockhart
brianlockhart@brianlockhart.com
npub1eutm...uyaz
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER 
MOOD 
THEN THEY FIGHT YOU 
PV
FOUR HUNDRED TEN EXAHASH ARE YOU KIDDING ME
GONNA TELL MY KIDS THESE ARE THE GUYS WE WAIT ON FOR THE SIX RECOMMENDED #BITCOIN CONFIRMATIONS 
YELLEN: A SIGNIFICANT #BITCOIN MINING DIFFICULTY ADJUSTMENT IS IMMINENT 
SINGLE KEY BUTCOIN TRANSACTION SIGNING DEVICE 
“BUT SVB WAS JUST AN OUTLIER THAT DIDN’T DO PROPER RISK MANAGEMENT, MY BANK IS DIFFERENT!”
YOUR BANK: 
PROFESSOR HAYES CONTINUES TO BE ONE OF THE BEST EXPLAINERS ON EARTH. TY FOR YET ANOTHER EXCELLENT PLAIN-LANGUAGE BREAKDOWN OF SOMETHING I DIDN’T QUITE GET: #BTFP 👍🏼
https://cryptohayes.medium.com/kaiseki-b15230bdd09e
THE AI HAS DISCOVERED MY EVIL TWIN AND HE IS A REGIONAL VICE PRESIDENT FOR A MID TIER INSURANCE COMPANY
“HEY BRIAN, ANY REGRETS AFTER MOVING AWAY FROM SEATTLE?”
WELL LET’S JUST CHECK IN ON MY FORMER HOMETOWN SHALL WE…
THEM: “HANDGUN MAGAZINES MAY NOT HOLD MORE THAN TEN ROUNDS”
ME:
IMAGINE MAKING BITCOIN BUY/SELL DECISIONS BASED ON FARCICAL GOVERNMENT METRICS LIKE CPI
YEAH SO LAST TIME THE TOXIC ASSETS WERE CDS / CDO DERIVATIVES BASED ON MBS CRAP BUT THIS TIME THE TOXIC ASSETS ARE ZIRP T BILLS CRAZY RIGHT
When your LN wallet conks out and you can’t zap
Ngl, kinda feel a tiny bit sorry for Elon. Paid 54 billy for an irreparably broken trashfire of a social media censorship platform, just as an open source protocol-based replacement started to spring up out of nowhere.
Rekt.
Can someone drop a link w instructions to get Zaps set up on Damus / Nostro?