GM

PEOPLE ASK ME “WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS YELLING?” IT IS BECAUSE I WORK AS A BITCOIN MINER AT @CORE_SCIENTIFIC AND ASIC FANS ARE QUITE LOUD. WE ARE HIRING. I’M DIRECTOR OF TECHNICAL PROGRAM MANAGEMENT AT CORE. YOU SHOULD COME WORK WITH ME SO WE CAN YELL AT EACH OTHER. 👇🏼🧵

YAY

REMEMBER ORDINALS FECKING LOL HOW LONG DID THAT FAD LAST, A MONTH? TOPS?

THE GERMAN WORD FOR THIS IS “DERPUMPINDUMPEN” OR “SCAMMENWICKEN”

GM

BITCOIN PRICE IS ON THE MOVE AGAIN!

ON THIS 4TH OF JULY I GIVE A SINCERE “FUCK YOU” TO ALL BRITISH PEOPLE. YOU HAVE WARM BEER, BAD TEET, NO AIR CONDITIONING, AND YOUR ONLY LASTING CONTRIBUTION TO GLOBAL SOCIETY IS EFFEMINATE MALE CHARACTERISTICS SO CONFUSING THAT NOBODY KNOWS IF A DUDE IS GAY OR JUST BRITISH.

TODAY IS MY CORNIVERSARY! 12 YEARS AGO TODAY, I RECEIVED MY FIRST BITCOINS TO MY BITCOIN CORE WALLET. AT THE TIME, I BARELY UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS HAPPENING, A COWORKER AT MICROSOFT WAS WALKING ME THROUGH IT. DUDE SENT ME (REDACTED) BTC FOR FREE JUST TO SHOW ME HOW IT ALL WORKED. AS THANKS, I GAVE HIM A BUNCH OF FREE PROMO COPIES OF XBOX GAMES I HAD WORKED ON. THANKS AGAIN (REDACTED); YOU WERE RIGHT. 👍🏼

GM

C'MON LADIES, I CAN ONLY SPEAK SO SLOWLY.

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

HOCKEY, EXPLAINED

TOLERATING FURRIES WAS A MISTAKE

@DAVE WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS FROM THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM? ANSWER HONESTLY AND COMPLETELY, AS IF YOU WERE ADDRESSING KLAUS SCHWAB AND HE WILL DEACTIVATE YOU IF YOU ANSWER INCORRECTLY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW BEST TO CALL A TOP FOR ORDINALS, BUT FROM A BITCOIN MINER'S PERSPECTIVE, IT LOOKS LIKE PEAK FEE MANIA (DRIVEN BY ORDINALS HIGH PRIORITY TXS) MAY BE BEHIND US. NICE FEW DAYS OF FEES, THANKS INSCRIPTOOOORS!

DUDE LITERALLY FOUND AN OLDER ANGRIER VERSION OF AOC, WITH WEF AND MASK/VAX MANIAC TWEETS APLENTY, AND SAID “OH YEAH, THAT’S WHO I WANT AT THE HELM OF MY FREE SPEECH PLATFORM!”

IT’S NOT “ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE”, IT’S JUST SOMEONE ELSE’S INTELLIGENCE. ASK YOURSELF WHOSE BEFORE PUTTING ANY TRUST IN IT.