IN GENERAL I AM IN FAVOR OF A UNITED STATES NATIONAL DIVORCE AND IβM CONFIDENT MONTANA AND WYOMING WILL BE THE BETTER PART OF THE FAMILY TO END UP LIVING WITH ONCE THE ATTORNEYS ARE DONE. (THEY ALREADY GET ALONG AND BLEND WELL.)
A SINCERE THANK YOU TO THE MORONS WHO JUST SOLD ME THEIR BITCOIN BECAUSE THEY WERE SPOOKED BY (CHECKS NEWS) A CHINESE REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER BANKRUPTCY(?!)
SINCE @ODELL IS KYC-CHARTPOSTING TODAY ABOUT BITCOIN MINING, I'LL PILE ON WITH THIS CHART SHOWING HOW MUCH OF THE BITCOIN LIGHTNING NETWORK IS RUNNING ON KYC PLATFORMS.
DO YOUR PART TO SLOW THIS TREND. RUN YOUR OWN LIGHTNING NODE. AND RUN IT ON TOR.
PEOPLE ASK ME βWHY ARE YOU ALWAYS YELLING?β
IT IS BECAUSE I WORK AS A BITCOIN MINER AT @CORE_SCIENTIFIC AND ASIC FANS ARE QUITE LOUD.
WE ARE HIRING. IβM DIRECTOR OF TECHNICAL PROGRAM MANAGEMENT AT CORE. YOU SHOULD COME WORK WITH ME SO WE CAN YELL AT EACH OTHER. ππΌπ§΅
ON THIS 4TH OF JULY I GIVE A SINCERE βFUCK YOUβ TO ALL BRITISH PEOPLE. YOU HAVE WARM BEER, BAD TEET, NO AIR CONDITIONING, AND YOUR ONLY LASTING CONTRIBUTION TO GLOBAL SOCIETY IS EFFEMINATE MALE CHARACTERISTICS SO CONFUSING THAT NOBODY KNOWS IF A DUDE IS GAY OR JUST BRITISH.
TODAY IS MY CORNIVERSARY! 12 YEARS AGO TODAY, I RECEIVED MY FIRST BITCOINS TO MY BITCOIN CORE WALLET. AT THE TIME, I BARELY UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS HAPPENING, A COWORKER AT MICROSOFT WAS WALKING ME THROUGH IT. DUDE SENT ME (REDACTED) BTC FOR FREE JUST TO SHOW ME HOW IT ALL WORKED. AS THANKS, I GAVE HIM A BUNCH OF FREE PROMO COPIES OF XBOX GAMES I HAD WORKED ON.
THANKS AGAIN (REDACTED); YOU WERE RIGHT. ππΌ