THE LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE BEING ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT AND “EGREGIOUS TEABAGGING” WHILE YOUR FRIENDS CHEER HYSTERICALLY
Brian Lockhart
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BITCOINERS, TRADITIONALLY, LOVE TO FIGHT. ALL REAL BITCOINERS LOVE THE STING OF BATTLE. THEY STACK SATS. BUT THEY REFUSE TO STAY HUMBLE. 
HERE’S THE THING, KID:
WHEN I BUY THE TOP AND IT DIPS, I’M ONLY GOING TO FEEL PAIN FOR A FEW MONTHS, AT MOST. AFTER THAT? IT’S GRAVY FROM THEN ON, FOREVER.
BUT WHEN YOU SELL THE TOP? THAT’S THE BEST YOU’RE EVER GOING TO FEEL. AND FROM THEN ON IT’S JUST REGRET. 
DEAR DIARY TODAY I MARKET SMASH BOUGHT BITCOIN 3 TIMES AT ALMOST THE EXACT ATH TOP, THEN WATCHED IT TURBONUKE $10K CHEAPER, JUST IN TIME TO SEE A POPUP ALERT ON MY PHONE SAYING MY DAILY DCA PURCHASE NEARLY BOTTOM-TICKED IT. I AM A HORRIBLE TRADER AND SHOULD ONLY DCA. 
YOU KNOW IT’S BAD OUT THERE WHEN EVEN GOLD IS GOING UP A BIT. ALL THE MORE REASON TO SEEK SAFETY IN BITCOIN.
C’MON BITCOIN, WE’RE HAVING SUCH A GREAT NIGHT TOGETHER 
HEARING OTC DESKS ARE HURRIEDLY IMPLEMENTING LIGHTNING NETWORK TODAY BECAUSE ALL THEY HAVE LEFT ARE SATS
“SO IT’S ALL SAVED IN A SINGLE-SIGNATURE ADDRESS THAT YOU MEMORIZED THE SEED PHRASE FOR? THAT’S HOT… LET’S GO BACK TO MY PLACE, I’LL MAKE YOU A DRINK.” 
DAILY REMINDER ON DAYS LIKE THIS THAT @CHARLIEBILELLO PROVIDES THE BEST IMAGES TO USE AS AMMO AGAINST THE #BITCOIN HATERS / TARDFI INVESTORS IN YOUR WORLD. SEND THESE TO SOMEONE TODAY. 
✅ TIG BITTIES ON THE TIMELINE
✅ BITCOIN AND MSTR RIPPING
✅ TRUMP SAFELY ON THE BALLOT
✅ TARDFI ACCOUNTS SEETHING
NOT EVEN 9AM AND ALREADY THE WORLD IS SERVING UP TOTAL VICTORY TO US
LOL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE @FIDELITY APP ON MY IPHONE MADE IT ONTO THE WEEKLY “MOST USED” LIST. FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY. 
REMEMBER TO TAKE PROFITS AND REBALANCE YOUR PORTFOLIO REGULARLY TO MAINTAIN PROPER DIVERSIFICATION. BE SURE TO DISCUSS EVERYTHING WITH YOUR WIFE FIRST. 
CAN ALREADY TELL I’M GONNA BE LOOKING DOWN AT A LOT OF YOU IDIOTS 
GM “BITCOIN NEW ATH IN EUROS” BEFORE NEW ATH IN USD BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DID YOU BROKEASS EFFEMINATE COMMIES 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 
LET THE RECORD SHOW I ONLY STACKED SATS, AND WAS NEVER HUMBLE 
BREAKING: 1 US DOLLAR IS NOW WORTH ONLY 1,604 SATOSHIS
HOW UTTERLY EMBARRASSING 
THEM: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU JUST KNOW - WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE PRICE?”
ME: 
IT’S HAPPENING! JUST GOT MY FIRST NORMIE FRIEND TEXT SINCE BITCOIN STARTED PUMPING. 
IMAGINE STACKING SATS THIS WHOLE TIME, THEN STAYING HUMBLE.
MY FIDELITY ADVISOR SEEING MY NAME COME BACK UP ON HIS 6 MONTH FOLLOW-UP CALL LIST, TO REMIND HIM HE NEEDS TO WARN ME AGAIN ABOUT THE DANGERS OF PUTTING MY ENTIRE IRA INTO @MICROSTRATEGY $MSTR 
