WHEN YOU WORK IN THE BITCOIN INDUSTRY APRIL 1ST IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GO FOR MIDWIT LULZ IN THE SLACK CHANNELS, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BAITING NAIVE SHITCOINERS INTO REVEALING THEMSELVES

AFTER AN EASTER SUNDAY SPENT REFLECTING, I’VE REALIZED THE WRONGFULNESS OF MY THINKING ON SO MANY FRONTS. I CAN NO LONGER IN GOOD CONSCIENCE PARTICIPATE IN THE ENVIRONMENTAL AND SOCIETAL CRIME OF BITCOIN MINING. AS SOON AS I’M DONE GETTING MY COVID VACCINATION + BOOSTERS, I’M SELLING MY MINERS THEN DEDICATING MY LIFE TO FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE, ADVANCING DEI INITIATIVES, AND MAKING SURE LGBTQIA2+TEACHINGS ARE GIVEN CENTER STAGE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS. 🙏👍🏼 #COVIDISNOTOVER 😷

A MAN OF CONVICTION 👍🏼 View quoted note →

@ODELL HATH DONNED THE MARK OF THE BEAST, BRINGING A POX ON ALL OUR HOUSES

NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE JUGGLING THE MONTHLY HOUSEHOLD BUDGET SO I COULD BUY THE BITCOIN DIP AT SIXTY TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS, BUT HERE WE ARE.

QUIT WHINING AND STACK THE DIP CHOOSE RICH

WATCHING GUYS WITH 0.008 BITCOIN MAKING PURITY TEST POSTS AGAINST MSTR

BITCOIN $73K

THE LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE BEING ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT AND “EGREGIOUS TEABAGGING” WHILE YOUR FRIENDS CHEER HYSTERICALLY

BITCOINERS, TRADITIONALLY, LOVE TO FIGHT. ALL REAL BITCOINERS LOVE THE STING OF BATTLE. THEY STACK SATS. BUT THEY REFUSE TO STAY HUMBLE.

HERE’S THE THING, KID: WHEN I BUY THE TOP AND IT DIPS, I’M ONLY GOING TO FEEL PAIN FOR A FEW MONTHS, AT MOST. AFTER THAT? IT’S GRAVY FROM THEN ON, FOREVER. BUT WHEN YOU SELL THE TOP? THAT’S THE BEST YOU’RE EVER GOING TO FEEL. AND FROM THEN ON IT’S JUST REGRET.

DEAR DIARY TODAY I MARKET SMASH BOUGHT BITCOIN 3 TIMES AT ALMOST THE EXACT ATH TOP, THEN WATCHED IT TURBONUKE $10K CHEAPER, JUST IN TIME TO SEE A POPUP ALERT ON MY PHONE SAYING MY DAILY DCA PURCHASE NEARLY BOTTOM-TICKED IT. I AM A HORRIBLE TRADER AND SHOULD ONLY DCA.

YOU KNOW IT’S BAD OUT THERE WHEN EVEN GOLD IS GOING UP A BIT. ALL THE MORE REASON TO SEEK SAFETY IN BITCOIN.

C’MON BITCOIN, WE’RE HAVING SUCH A GREAT NIGHT TOGETHER

HEARING OTC DESKS ARE HURRIEDLY IMPLEMENTING LIGHTNING NETWORK TODAY BECAUSE ALL THEY HAVE LEFT ARE SATS

“SO IT’S ALL SAVED IN A SINGLE-SIGNATURE ADDRESS THAT YOU MEMORIZED THE SEED PHRASE FOR? THAT’S HOT… LET’S GO BACK TO MY PLACE, I’LL MAKE YOU A DRINK.”

DAILY REMINDER ON DAYS LIKE THIS THAT @CHARLIEBILELLO PROVIDES THE BEST IMAGES TO USE AS AMMO AGAINST THE #BITCOIN  HATERS / TARDFI INVESTORS IN YOUR WORLD. SEND THESE TO SOMEONE TODAY.

✅ TIG BITTIES ON THE TIMELINE ✅ BITCOIN AND MSTR RIPPING ✅ TRUMP SAFELY ON THE BALLOT ✅ TARDFI ACCOUNTS SEETHING NOT EVEN 9AM AND ALREADY THE WORLD IS SERVING UP TOTAL VICTORY TO US

LOL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE @FIDELITY APP ON MY IPHONE MADE IT ONTO THE WEEKLY “MOST USED” LIST. FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY.