OH LOOK MORE WAR THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THE UNITED STATES, OVER THINGS IDGAF ABOUT BUT AM PAYING FOR ANYWAY.

BITCOIN HAS SURVIVED AND THRIVED FOR 15 YEARS, WE’RE ABOUT TO HIT THE 4TH HALVING, AND JUST ONE OF THEM IS WORTH MORE THAN A NICE CAR.

HE SPOKE THE TRUTH AND ENRAGED THE UNPREPARED

ACCURATE

I BLAME DAN

I HEAR SAYLOR EATS SEED OILS

BITCOIN MINERS DOING Q2/3 PLANNING AFTER LOOKING AT THEIR SPREADSHEETS GOING INTO THE HALVING

LIVE FOOTAGE OF ME BALLIN’ OUT OVER IN-FLIGHT WIFI DROPPING ZAPS ON NOSTR

WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU HAVE 6.15 BITCOIN

GM IF YOUR PRIVATE GROUP CHAT GANG ISN’T MAKING PRICE PREDICTION BETS WITH STAKES THIS HIGH ARE YOU EVEN BITCOINING

WHEN YOU WORK IN THE BITCOIN INDUSTRY APRIL 1ST IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GO FOR MIDWIT LULZ IN THE SLACK CHANNELS, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BAITING NAIVE SHITCOINERS INTO REVEALING THEMSELVES

AFTER AN EASTER SUNDAY SPENT REFLECTING, I’VE REALIZED THE WRONGFULNESS OF MY THINKING ON SO MANY FRONTS. I CAN NO LONGER IN GOOD CONSCIENCE PARTICIPATE IN THE ENVIRONMENTAL AND SOCIETAL CRIME OF BITCOIN MINING. AS SOON AS I’M DONE GETTING MY COVID VACCINATION + BOOSTERS, I’M SELLING MY MINERS THEN DEDICATING MY LIFE TO FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE, ADVANCING DEI INITIATIVES, AND MAKING SURE LGBTQIA2+TEACHINGS ARE GIVEN CENTER STAGE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS. 🙏👍🏼 #COVIDISNOTOVER 😷

A MAN OF CONVICTION 👍🏼 View quoted note →

@ODELL HATH DONNED THE MARK OF THE BEAST, BRINGING A POX ON ALL OUR HOUSES

NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE JUGGLING THE MONTHLY HOUSEHOLD BUDGET SO I COULD BUY THE BITCOIN DIP AT SIXTY TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS, BUT HERE WE ARE.

QUIT WHINING AND STACK THE DIP CHOOSE RICH

WATCHING GUYS WITH 0.008 BITCOIN MAKING PURITY TEST POSTS AGAINST MSTR

BITCOIN $73K

THE LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE BEING ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT AND “EGREGIOUS TEABAGGING” WHILE YOUR FRIENDS CHEER HYSTERICALLY